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Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

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Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:04 pm

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT APARECIUM. (As suggested by the one and only Agar.)

by Ange.

HEAD OF HOUSES


    Dorian Dromeltov
  • Head of Hufflepuff, flying instructor and Quidditch referee. May use 'flying instruction' as a excuse to check out the hot young students. A beast in bed. Can has beer.

    Blake Malfoy
  • Deputy Headmaster and Head of Slytherin. Quite possibly the most vain person you will ever meet. Can kill mudbloods by the dozen without messing up a single hair!

    Rhoslyn Sinclair
  • Head of Hogwarts while still a twenty-something, as well as Gryffindor HOH. She chose a Death Eater to be Deputy Head. She cries a lot. Rhoslyn and D.E. have lots of violent foreplay. Assassin tries to kill her, and she cries at death of student in her place. Falls in love with said D.E. (dumbass) who proceeds to break her heart. She cries some more. She runs to best friend D.E. and is brutally raped and tortured, but fine two weeks later. Has sex with tiger. Still can't protect her students.

    Giles Wyndam
  • Head of Ravenclaw and master Librarian. Likes tea and cockblocking himself against the sexy school nurse. Don't fuck with his books, you little rascals!
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:05 pm

HOGWARTS STAFF


    Mongo Blastiff
  • Big. Strong. MONGO SMASH!!!111!!!!one!!

    Amadeus Hawthorne
  • Caretaker. Currently under the Imperius Curse. Bitter old bastard.

    Gregory Pewitt
  • Guidance counselor/part-time shrink. Has his hands full at Hogwarts. Poor man.

    Rupret
  • Woof! Tennis balls! Must help Lacy! Pet meh. Woof!

    Lacy Winchester
  • The sexy, sexy school nurse. Is not oblivious to your attempts to hit on her. Can fix anything. Currently being cockblocked by librarian.
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:07 pm

PROFESSORS


    Adria Archanon
  • Youngest professor at Hogwarts. Married to her sixteen year old student. Absolutely flawless--the picture of pureblood perfection.

    Romulus Black
  • Sarah dies. Rom is sad. Lots and lots of years pass. Rom is still sad. Rom finds kid. Kid brings drama. Rom is seduced by hot young babe. Rom becomes world's dumbest cockblock. Rom is still sad. Status of relationship with hot young babe still unknown.

    Ford Collins
  • WTF is magic? DRAGONS?!?!?! Dahlia is so pretty....

    Ari Danyl
  • The only ethnic professor. True loyalties unknown. May secretly be a Mossad spy.

    Trent Paxton
  • Perhaps the biggest jackass at Hogwarts. Drinks himself unconscious on a regular basis. Currently an unknowing father to the unborn child of one of his students.

    Adalgasia Reinmacher
  • Reasons for her appearance at Hogwarts still unknown. DO NOT TOUCH THAT WITH YOUR FILTHY, FILTHY HANDS!

    Dahila Serphin
  • Grew up with centaurs. Resembles the average pre-teen. Sparkles, glitter, and shiny things! Save the animals!
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:08 pm

OTHER


    Tristana Peveril
  • One of Hogwarts' ghosts. Is very sad. And wispy. Loves writing to her darling. Sigh....
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:10 pm

ADULTS



    Nikolas Bloodworth
  • Warlord. Booze. Smokes. War. Death.

    Monica Brandt
  • Monica is abandoned by parents. She tries to seduce her much older professor. Monica is rejected and sad. Monica joins Aurors to please professor. Professor still doesn't like Monica. Suicide of Monica still pending.

    Nadia Danvers
  • Head Auror. Lost her husband nine years ago to Death Eaters. Personal vendetta against Voldemort currently being waged. Does not deal with emotions.

    Thomas DeNardo
  • Transfer Auror. Womanizer and general nuisance. May be undercover and/or in a book.

    Alexander Esinheim
  • Head of Magical Law Enforcement. Sarcastic bastard and keeper of order.

    Isabella Frost
  • Private Healer and social climber. Hopes to earn her place by delivering Malfoy babies.

    Gabriel Grandstone
  • Black Fox. Tried to assassinate Headmistress. Managed to trick nine of her precious students into a death-trap. Very dishonorable when it comes to young redheads. Has enough balls to fuck with Malfoy.

    Nathaniel Harper
  • The Ministry's only lawyer. Currently and always swooning. Oh, Delilah....

    Lynnette Malfoy
  • Blake's arm-candy. Currently breeding Malfoy heirs. Very blonde. And French.

    Revelin Lestrange
  • Wants to be not evil. New adoptive uncle/daddy. Too cute with Nadeline Loille.

    Cain Loewe
  • Barely escaped murder charges. Left his family for his new wife. Misses his twin.

    Delilah Loewe
  • Misses her twin; stupid mudblood wife. Hot, female Death Eater.

    Larissa Loewe
  • New wife to Cain Loewe. Healer. Just wants to love her husband and not have him in Azkaban.

    Shang Nakamura
  • Japanese. Business owner. Rest unknown.

    David Remington
  • Owner of PlayWizard. Has three kids; recently reunited with two. May use Hogwarts as his latest recruiting ground.

    Walter Weasley
  • Former HEAD BOY. 'Nuff said.
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Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:11 pm

GRYFFINDOR


    Dylan Anderson
  • Recently lost most of his family. Status as Hogwarts student unknown by author. Relationship with Rane causes cavities.

    Llewellyn Buckingham
  • Has muscles-o-steel. Enjoys drinking, fucking and Malcom--the first two better enjoyed with the third. Is using her Halloween monies to sell drugs to the unsuspecting wizard kids. Would make a great babysitter.

    Thorn Bandele
  • South African transfer student. Currently involved in dark magics unknown.

    Anselm Loewe
  • Just a normal pureblood, guys, for rlz! No, he is not sparkling, you must have something in your eye! Likes to write. Oh, my darling....

    Rane Longbottom
  • Wuvs Dylan. Quite lost without him around. Chances she is unhappy with Adria Archanon-LeCroix's professorship topping 95%.

    Malcom O’Connor
  • Typical Irishman. Booze and Llewellyn, plz. Fuckin' aye.

    Rhys Selwyn
  • Heartbroken over his break-up with sweet, little Nadeline Loille. First friendship (moreship?) with a Slytherin currently in progress.
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:13 pm

SLYTHERIN


    Alexa Ackerland
  • Happily engaged to her BFF. Ward of Adria Archanon-LeCroix. Has many divided loyalties and favors owed. Not sneaky.

    Jezzibelle Madison
  • Not your typical pureblood Slytherin princess. Don't let that innocent smile get ya.

    Candice Malfoy
  • Most definitely your typical pureblood Slytherin princess. Has never heard the word 'no' in an unfavorable context. Perhaps the only person who can bend Blake Malfoy to their will. Very blonde.

    Claude Montevert
  • Abuse, murder, psychosis. Imagined love, abusive response to denial, worse psychosis. May be missing a few screws upstairs. Has Hawthorne under Imperius curse.

    Amira Naser
  • Outcast and sad. Tired of Llewellyn calling her a terrorist. Happily making friends with Rhys.

    Sawyer Owens
  • Apathy. Engaged to Alexa. More apathy. Tries to get along with new-found father. Rage when someone tries to attack Alexa. Apathy again.

    Dante Townsend
  • Fuckin' American and proud. Likes the word 'fuck.' Dominating male in an unhealthy relationship with Corsetine Covington. But that's none of your fuckin' business.

    Violet Weasley
  • Trying to redeem her name. Ward of Ophelia Malfoy. Poor soul who got offered to Gabriel Grandstone. Pity is not uncalled for.

    Samael Yaxley
  • Eighth year. Damn redcaps. And bad horses.
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Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:14 pm

RAVENCLAW


    Kate Atleigh
  • Absolutely adorable. Has an odd obsession with snow globes.

    Melyssa Beauregard
  • EMO. Convenient wrist bands, thick eye-liner and Evanescence. No one understands her!! *cry*

    Adonis Blackwater
  • Has a wood nymph for a mom. Lucky bastard who got approached for a two-female threesome for his first time. Best symptom-faker the Hogwarts Infirmary has seen in years.

    Corsetine Covington
  • OMG, TEH SHIIIIiiiIiiNNY THINGS! Obsessively devoted to one Dante Townsend. Chances of being killed off by a sibling at any time: very high. Oh, look, a fairy--!!

    Rachel Foster
  • Had a one-night stand with her Professor. Now pregnant. Has a very rough nine months ahead of her.

    Petria Grey
  • *techno beat* Party time!! In a very sexually mature relationship with Nora Mason. Just can't seem to keep the guys from drooling over her. Bangers and mash, mate!

    Belasco LeCroix
  • The most mature sixteen year old you will ever meet. Married to Adria Archanon-LeCroix. Marriage may not have ever been consumated.... Head of some secret Cthulu cult.

    Aubrey Leighton
  • Blind. The sexual pursuer in a relationship with Connor Mason. Has a pet sheep named Frank.

    Connor Mason
  • Prefect and proud. Infirmary apprentice. Madly in love with Aubrey Leighton. May or may not still believe Frank is a demon beast.
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Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:15 pm

HUFFLEPUFF


    Alyssa Beauregard
  • The southern belle twin of Missy. Has a pet alligator.

    Garfield Logan
  • A good Hufflepuff. Enjoys his guitar.

    Nadeline Loille
  • Nanny for Revelin Lestrange. Hogwarts' gossip queen. Has much undisclosed history with Nikolas Bloodworth.

    Nora Mason
  • Jumped headfirst in a very sexually active relationship with Petria Grey. Likely the most 'hood' person in Hogwarts (which is disgustingly sad).

    Sophia Pope
  • Omg, what is Maxwell doing? What class is he in? What will he be wanting to eat? Yay, finally got him in bed!!! Maxwell, Maxwell, MaxwellMaxwelllMaxwellMaxwell.

    Elle Raine
  • As 'Hufflepuffy' as it gets. Very good Prefect and student. Famous for her Hufflepuff sleepovers.

    Maxwell Tate
  • Has a dead obsession rotting in his trunk. Finally overcoming his Dissociative Identity Disorder for a relationship with Sophia.
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Blake Malfoy
Deputy Headmaster
 
Posts: 60
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 6:52 pm
Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


Re: Cliff Notes: APARECIUM

Postby Blake Malfoy » Thu May 13, 2010 3:16 pm

NOTEWORTHY RELATIONSHIPS (IN PROGRESS)


    Blake/Rhoslyn
  • Rhoslyn pisses off Blake. Blake retaliates. Yelling and tears and throwing things ensue. Cue sex.

    Maxwell/Kyndra/Sophia
  • Stalk. Stalk. Stalk. Kidnap and hide in trunk. Stalk. Stalk. Forget girl in trunk. Stalk. Sex. SOPHIA!

    Llewellyn/Malcolm
  • Shower sex. Lots of drinking and hang overs follow. More sex. Repeat.

    Dante/Corsetine
  • Random makeout session in library. Dante nearly kills Corsetine. They form slightly creepy/very controlling bond that may or may not involve physical abuse. Dante is emotionally unavailable. Corsetine is dependent. Everyone thinks they have lots of sex. Everyone is wrong.
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Blood Status: Pureblood
Alignment: Death Eater
Occupation: Slytherin HOH, DADA Professor


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